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Ubiq / Re: Casualty Jokes
« on: October 24, 2020, 08:03:14 PM »
I saw a Taker talking to a cat about their day.
Obviously they went nuts.

I went straight home and told my mannequin family all about it. How we all laughed...

Ubiq / Re: Casualty Jokes
« on: October 24, 2020, 07:57:32 PM »
Q: What Blight jokes aren't popular in the Recession?

A: Inside jokes

Ubiq / Re: Query: Is Palbicke alive on an Island or DHQS Facility
« on: September 22, 2020, 06:09:52 AM »
Wasn't old experimental tech found in that old tech company site...

The fruit one? With the bite taken out of it.


You fellows do the hard work creating.

The rest of us just listen.

You deserve more Black Death related jokes.

Seriously, you must have a Doctorate in Black Death history by now..

Thanks to Ian! 👍 (and you Ethan.)

Ubiq / Re: Casualty Jokes
« on: September 21, 2020, 09:33:32 PM »
Q: What did the Meek say when they found the Enclave was infected with bubonic plague and not Blight?

A: Aw, rats.

Ubiq / Worst Taker Burn Out
« on: September 21, 2020, 09:16:48 PM »
Now we know that LALAs exist.

But how do they turn to be that way?

Share your stories of how you've seen a fellow Taker burn out.

Fast or slow it we all burn out in a Loss..

I'm based post-Crash London.

Share alike.

Still listening to new RM Black Death on technical difficulties.

I'm a fan. Looking forward to your future supplement release.

Stay safe now.

General Discussion / Re: Homebrewed Materials That I Wish to Share
« on: September 21, 2020, 08:59:55 PM »
Is this available in a Google doc or will it go onto a future supplement?

Love the Stick person distribution.

General Discussion / Re: Enclave: The Plantation
« on: September 21, 2020, 08:57:21 PM »

Worth a look.

I like the use of Detox as a cult.

Ubiq / Re: Query: Is Palbicke alive on an Island or DHQS Facility
« on: September 21, 2020, 08:52:26 PM »
Im pretty much all for Palbicke as an AI god.

Didn't you hear a rumour about the ghosting machine by some dam in the US?

Heard a contract was made by DHQS according to old US connections. This was a good while ago though. I'll have to relisten to the /repeat produced performance recording/.

So Palbicke uploaded his brain to the Internet and...

That's way too much Soma tea for today.

And biscuits.

I'm out. Appreciate your replies.

Ubiq / Re: Casualty Rap/Rhyme Thread
« on: September 21, 2020, 08:38:17 PM »
You gonna copy me?

Take my style?

Make me smile make me

Inject to infect by

Use my Suppressin

Show me you aint messin'

Cost me an arm

Takes you a leg

Imma' real Taker no faker

I see you Fake Take

You to the Morgue

Put a tag on your Toe

Hope no show but

I see you running home?

Then we'll know

You ain't no real Imoon

Just another Loon

I gots the silver spoon

Cus' I'm the real

Immune with my Boon


General Discussion / Re: Are any new supplements planned...
« on: September 21, 2020, 08:18:42 PM »
Black Death RM is awesome.

But to be fair to Palbicke (Mr C) we all want the global expansion Red Markets.

When everything(?) is back in track.

That would kick off so much Red Markets games.

Shame we're living in a literal pandemic. Does it mean that RM becomes more trendy due to a need for escapism or less trendy due to realism...

Anyway, new supplements for RM is great. Will buy.

Ubiq / Re: Casualty Jokes
« on: September 21, 2020, 08:10:42 PM »
Q: Why do Takers hate being paid in toilet paper?

A: Because all the arseholes use it up.

Ubiq / Re: Casualty Jokes
« on: May 18, 2020, 03:11:25 PM »
I wonder how many Takers miss their 9-5...

... Odds of survival.

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