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Ubiq / Re: Casualty Jokes
« Last post by Varlaax 2.00 on November 06, 2018, 10:53:06 PM »
I'm an Immune. AMA.

Except: Where I am, name, address, vague location, how much you can sell me for, anything about me.

Mr Fucker to you.

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Ubiq / Re: Casualty Jokes
« Last post by Varlaax 2.00 on November 06, 2018, 10:41:01 PM »
The worst thing about being a Taker isn't that killing, lying and doing anything to survive bothers me.

It's that it doesn't.
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Ubiq / Re: Casualty Jokes
« Last post by Varlaax 2.00 on November 06, 2018, 10:37:16 PM »
Crime doesn't pay.

But somehow looting a dead economy does.
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Ubiq / Re: Casualty Jokes
« Last post by Varlaax 2.00 on November 06, 2018, 10:36:22 PM »
My Casualty jokes are so bad I've had to change my Taker handle three times.

Pro Tip: Don't make fun of Palbicke. God of Ubiq and Hamlet fan.
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Ubiq / Re: Casualty Jokes
« Last post by Varlaax 2.00 on November 06, 2018, 10:32:38 PM »
Q: What do you call an Immune crawling on the floor?

A: Catch and release.
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Ubiq / Re: Casualty Jokes
« Last post by Varlaax 2.00 on November 06, 2018, 10:30:41 PM »
Q: What did the Blight create?

A: The Blight.
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Ubiq / Re: Ubeasts Go Prices.
« Last post by Varlaax 2.00 on November 06, 2018, 10:29:44 PM »
You almost had your chips.
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Ubiq / Re: Ubeasts Go Prices.
« Last post by The Passerby on November 06, 2018, 10:17:14 PM »
I one hundred percent agree with you Passer; that's why I'm using it to my advantage, making plastic, not buying into the biddness.

I have 6 years of Ubeasts on these specs, I can make some bank without breaking mine.
Don't put a target on your back, heard some rumors of some hacker info brokers that just troll arbitrage boards and sell scores on folks. Like it's the Loss, it ain't a picnic and there's going to be some natural attrition, but word is out that maybe it ain't all just the Loss being the Loss.

Was on a cooking oil job and someone tried to take some shots on us, but they were potatoes.
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Ubiq / Re: Casualty Jokes
« Last post by Varlaax 2.00 on November 06, 2018, 09:36:27 PM »
If anyone would like to donate Soma Tea instead of me making these terrible jokes to cope with the horrifying reality of living in the EU Loss please do so.


I'll try again 40320 minutes later.
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Ubiq / Re: Casualty Jokes
« Last post by Varlaax 2.00 on November 06, 2018, 09:31:34 PM »
I used to be a Taker like you.

Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Now I'm a murder hobo.

Thanks for my further holiday Ministry of Kindness.
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