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Gary_McSchmizzle

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Boulder Crew Rap
« on: July 26, 2017, 06:04:04 AM »
I made this amazing and totally original rap for my crew who stay over at the hoover dam. if you've got a job hit me up.

So we're finally here, fighting for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this boulder rap

Boulder
Boulder Crew

I'm the leader of the bunch, you know me well
I'm finally back to kick some tail
My shotgun can fire in spurts
If I shoot ya, it's gonna hurt
I'm bigger, faster, and stronger too
I'm the first member of the Boulder crew

Boulder
Boulder Crew
Boulder
The Boulder Crew is here

This Taker's got style, so listen up dudes
He can kill his enemies, with what suits his mood
He's quick and nimble when he needs to be
His Falcon can float through the air and fly too trees
If you choose us, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, He's got one big dong



Boulder
Boulder Crew



He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can ride into battle with his wonderful steed
With his sword out, and he'll cut down your weeds
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Casualties beware cause he's after you

Boulder
Boulder Crew

Finally, she's here for you
It's the last member of the Boulder crew
This Taker's so strong, it isn't funny
Can make a casualty cry out for mummy
Can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing skulls seem such a breeze
She may be slow, she might die
But this latant, has got 2 eyes!

C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge!

Walnuts, peanuts, casualties smell
if you've got a problem, give the Boulder crew a yell
 
« Last Edit: July 27, 2017, 05:02:33 AM by Gary_McSchmizzle »
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Re: Boulder Crew Rap
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2017, 07:00:46 AM »
I am not slow thank you very much i can move a good bit sir.

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Re: Boulder Crew Rap
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2017, 07:21:33 AM »
I am not slow thank you very much i can move a good bit sir.

I was talking about your mental capabilities
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Re: Boulder Crew Rap
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2017, 05:01:11 AM »
"she may move slow" yeah thats some shit