Author Topic: Casualty Jokes  (Read 21161 times)

Varlaax

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Casualty Jokes
« on: December 29, 2017, 08:59:57 PM »
Q: What do you call a fashionable Vector?

A: Dressed to kill.

Ba dum pish.

« Last Edit: March 12, 2018, 09:36:58 AM by Varlaax »

Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2017, 09:01:29 PM »
Q: Why did the Casualty eat a light bulb?

A: Because he wanted a light snack.


Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2017, 09:02:56 PM »
Q: What is the highest form of compliment you can give a Latent? 

A: Boy do you look to be in grave condition.

Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2018, 11:54:13 PM »
Q: When do Casualties go to sleep?

A: When they are dead tired.

Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2018, 12:00:00 AM »
Q: What did the Taker do when he wanted Bounty and a Nap?

A: He got some Casual Zees!

Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2018, 12:07:47 AM »
Q: What's a Vectors favourite food?

A: Take(r) out

Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2018, 12:14:14 AM »
Q: What do you do if you see a Vector in the Recession?

A: Hope it's Halloween.

Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2018, 12:19:45 AM »
Q: What does it take to become a Latent?

A: DEADication

Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2018, 12:28:38 AM »
Q: Why did the Vector eat the DHQS operatives?

A: To do the world a favour.

Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2018, 12:31:53 AM »
Q: Why did the Ministry of Kindness sniper shoot Big Ben?

A: He was told to kill some time.

Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2018, 12:37:51 AM »
Q: What is black, white & soon to be dead all over?

A: A Casualty in a TUXEDO!
« Last Edit: March 12, 2018, 09:37:53 AM by Varlaax »

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2018, 12:40:39 AM »
Q: What did the Black Math say to the Casualty?

A: I'm dying to MEAT you.
« Last Edit: February 19, 2018, 04:22:15 PM by Varlaax »

Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2018, 12:57:59 AM »
Q: What streets do Casualties like best?

A: Dead Ends

Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2018, 01:05:48 AM »
Q: Where does a Randian keep their bounty?

A: In Your pockets

Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2018, 01:08:01 AM »
Q: What do you get when a Meek invites you to drop in for a meal?

A: A small bite and a little change.
« Last Edit: February 10, 2018, 10:28:24 AM by Varlaax »