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Varlaax
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Casualty Jokes
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December 29, 2017, 08:59:57 PM »
Q: What do you call a fashionable Vector?
A: Dressed to kill.
Ba dum pish.
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December 29, 2017, 09:01:29 PM »
Q: Why did the Casualty eat a light bulb?
A: Because he wanted a light snack.
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December 29, 2017, 09:02:56 PM »
Q: What is the highest form of compliment you can give a Latent?
A: Boy do you look to be in grave condition.
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January 04, 2018, 11:54:13 PM »
Q: When do Casualties go to sleep?
A: When they are dead tired.
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Varlaax
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January 05, 2018, 12:00:00 AM »
Q: What did the Taker do when he wanted Bounty and a Nap?
A: He got some Casual Zees!
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January 05, 2018, 12:07:47 AM »
Q: What's a Vectors favourite food?
A: Take(r) out
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January 05, 2018, 12:14:14 AM »
Q: What do you do if you see a Vector in the Recession?
A: Hope it's Halloween.
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January 05, 2018, 12:19:45 AM »
Q: What does it take to become a Latent?
A: DEADication
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January 05, 2018, 12:28:38 AM »
Q: Why did the Vector eat the DHQS operatives?
A: To do the world a favour.
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January 05, 2018, 12:31:53 AM »
Q: Why did the Ministry of Kindness sniper shoot Big Ben?
A: He was told to kill some time.
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Varlaax
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January 05, 2018, 12:37:51 AM »
Q: What is black, white & soon to be dead all over?
A: A Casualty in a TUXEDO!
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January 05, 2018, 12:40:39 AM »
Q: What did the Black Math say to the Casualty?
A: I'm dying to MEAT you.
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January 05, 2018, 12:57:59 AM »
Q: What streets do Casualties like best?
A: Dead Ends
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Varlaax
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January 05, 2018, 01:05:48 AM »
Q: Where does a Randian keep their bounty?
A: In Your pockets
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January 05, 2018, 01:08:01 AM »
Q: What do you get when a Meek invites you to drop in for a meal?
A: A small bite and a little change.
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