Author Topic: Casualty Jokes  (Read 32083 times)

Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2018, 01:10:36 AM »
Q: Why couldn't the Casualty feel its feet?

A: Because the Taker had cut its arms off.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2018, 01:14:34 AM »
Q: What time do Casualties like to eat?

A: Ate o'clock

Varlaax

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« Reply #17 on: January 05, 2018, 01:17:37 AM »
Q: Why aren't Recession restaurants popular with Immunes?

A: Because dinner costs an arm and a leg!

Ba dum pish
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« Reply #18 on: January 05, 2018, 02:43:25 AM »
Q.Why was the Chosen kicked off the taker crew?

A.He was always LATEnt to work.
-Creating a significant subtraction one former US citizen at a time.
#Lost4Life #Latent&Proud

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #19 on: January 05, 2018, 02:46:40 AM »
Q.Did you hear about the hippy colony that got overrun by vectors?

A.They all tie-Died.
-Creating a significant subtraction one former US citizen at a time.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #20 on: January 05, 2018, 10:02:52 PM »
Q: What kind of makeup do Cs wear?

A: Mas-scare-ya.

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« Reply #21 on: January 05, 2018, 10:04:12 PM »
Q: What do you get when you cross a Vector with a snowman?

A: A bad case of FrostBITE!

Varlaax

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« Reply #22 on: January 05, 2018, 10:07:35 PM »
Q: What did the Meek get his medal for?

A: Deadication.

Varlaax

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« Reply #23 on: January 05, 2018, 10:12:42 PM »
Q: What do kids in the Recession call DHQS propaganda?

A: History class

Varlaax

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« Reply #24 on: January 05, 2018, 10:14:39 PM »
Q: Why is the Crash the same as Darwinism?

A: They both had natural selection

Varlaax

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« Reply #25 on: January 05, 2018, 10:17:58 PM »
Q: What do you call a Vector that can't talk but keeps farting?

A: Silent but deadly

Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #26 on: January 05, 2018, 10:19:04 PM »
Q: What do you call an Abberant?

A: Nothing. They don't exist.

Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #27 on: January 05, 2018, 10:22:03 PM »
Randian belief: A man is innocent until proven broke.

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« Reply #28 on: January 05, 2018, 10:32:58 PM »
Q: How many Randians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 3. One to set the price. One to post the job. One to rip the Takers off.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #29 on: January 05, 2018, 10:50:30 PM »
Q: Whats the difference between a Starbucks in the Recession and a Randian selling coffee?
 
A: Nothing, they both empty your wallet.