Author Topic: Casualty Jokes  (Read 32070 times)

Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #30 on: January 05, 2018, 10:53:42 PM »
Q: Why does coffee in the Loss taste like mud?

A: Because it was ground a couple of minutes ago.


Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #31 on: January 05, 2018, 10:56:45 PM »
Q: Why was the Casualty afraid to cross the road?

A: He had lost his guts

Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #32 on: January 05, 2018, 11:03:31 PM »
Q: Why did the Distributy worker apologise for his drone jokes?

A:Because they weren't REMOTELY funny.
« Last Edit: January 05, 2018, 11:09:07 PM by Varlaax »

Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #33 on: January 05, 2018, 11:10:32 PM »
Q: What did the Taker say to the Distributy worker about his jokes?

A: You just drone on and on.

Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #34 on: January 05, 2018, 11:12:54 PM »
Q: What did the Meek say to the Taker?

A: You want some Casualty jokes? Let me dig some out first.

Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #35 on: January 05, 2018, 11:25:07 PM »
Q: Why did the Recession family play monopoly?

A: To get out of Free Parking.
« Last Edit: February 19, 2018, 04:28:04 PM by Varlaax »

Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #36 on: January 05, 2018, 11:35:54 PM »
Q: Why did the Crusader study Ebola?

A: She was on vacation
« Last Edit: March 12, 2018, 09:40:17 AM by Varlaax »

Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #37 on: January 06, 2018, 09:40:52 AM »
Q: Why did the Takers kill the Economists?

A: They didn't support the Carrion Economy.
« Last Edit: March 09, 2018, 10:25:55 AM by Varlaax »

Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #38 on: January 06, 2018, 09:45:01 AM »
Q: Why did the Ministry of Kindness operatives take over the chocolate factory?

A: They wanted to take all the Bounty they could.
« Last Edit: January 06, 2018, 07:54:12 PM by Varlaax »

Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #39 on: January 06, 2018, 09:51:36 AM »
Q: Why was the DHQS Punch Bot angry?

A: Takers kept pushing its buttons


Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #40 on: January 06, 2018, 10:25:17 AM »
Q: Why don't Black Math like using pi to calculate k/d ratios?

A: It goes on forever

Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #41 on: January 06, 2018, 10:26:33 AM »
Q: What tests do Crusader teachers give students?

Q: Blood tests

Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #42 on: January 06, 2018, 07:59:43 PM »
Q: What do Immunes say before a fight?

A: You want a piece of me?
« Last Edit: March 09, 2018, 10:26:10 AM by Varlaax »

Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #43 on: January 06, 2018, 08:01:37 PM »
Q: How do Black Math celebrate Halloween?

A: They paint the town dead.
« Last Edit: March 08, 2018, 09:34:53 PM by Varlaax »

Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #44 on: January 06, 2018, 08:04:02 PM »
Q: What do you call a friendly LALA?

A: Robinson Crusoe