Author Topic: Casualty Jokes  (Read 21156 times)

Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #450 on: September 16, 2018, 12:42:52 PM »
Q: What's worse than being a walking Casualty in the Loss?

A: Being a walking Stereotype.

Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #451 on: September 16, 2018, 12:45:02 PM »
Q: Why don't Immunes drink alcohol?

A: Because they can't walk when they're legless.
« Last Edit: December 17, 2018, 03:51:29 PM by Varlaaax »

Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #452 on: September 16, 2018, 01:30:55 PM »
The Crash?

I remember when it started.

The Graveyard Shift of course.

Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #453 on: September 16, 2018, 01:36:33 PM »
Q: Why did Mathematics kill so many during the Crash?

A: Because of safety in numbers.

Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #454 on: September 16, 2018, 01:46:28 PM »
Dead?

I mean, hey... I'm still alive to write this aren't I? Iiiiiiiii? <Ubiq Chatbot Error 10110111>

......... Rebooting....... Online.
« Last Edit: September 24, 2018, 07:25:04 PM by Varlaaax »

Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #455 on: September 24, 2018, 06:18:04 AM »
Q: What do you call a Randian Vector?

A: A run for your money.

Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #456 on: October 01, 2018, 10:07:47 PM »
Q: What do you call having a break in the Loss after a fast meal?

A: Torpor.
« Last Edit: October 01, 2018, 10:12:56 PM by Varlaaax »

Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #457 on: October 01, 2018, 10:11:13 PM »
Ring-a-ring o' roses,
A pocket full of posies,
A-tishoo!
A-tishoo!
We all apologise.

Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #458 on: October 01, 2018, 10:20:55 PM »
Q: What's the difference between Takers and frogs?

A: I like to hear frogs croak every night.

Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #459 on: October 01, 2018, 10:23:13 PM »
I'm so sorry but I really like to flesh out my Casualty jokes.

Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #460 on: October 01, 2018, 10:46:32 PM »
Please don't think of yourself as a Latent.

Think of yourself as a beautiful semi-undead monkey bio hazard instead.
« Last Edit: October 01, 2018, 10:51:48 PM by Varlaaax »

Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #461 on: October 23, 2018, 09:29:32 AM »
I wanted to join Black Math but when I told them I had killed 8 out of 5 Casualties they rejected me.

Varlaax 2.00

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #462 on: October 23, 2018, 09:40:30 AM »
Never lend Bounty to a friend. It could cause serious memory damage.

Varlaax 2.00

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #463 on: October 23, 2018, 09:45:03 AM »
Please don't kill Randians.

You might inherit their debt.

Varlaax 2.00

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #464 on: October 23, 2018, 06:08:26 PM »
The bad news is you're infected with the Blight.

The good news is that I don't believe in it so you're fine.