Author Topic: Casualty Jokes  (Read 22128 times)

Varlaax 2.00

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #465 on: October 23, 2018, 06:18:02 PM »
I met a Crusader once who told me the reason the Blight exists.

Apparently, it's for a punch line.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #466 on: October 23, 2018, 06:37:31 PM »
T-Minus never?

Of course I believe in it.

That's when we get rescued and taken to safety in Space by the Mushroom Kings of Mars right?
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #467 on: October 29, 2018, 06:24:24 PM »
For camping in the Loss always use a Lay Tent.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #468 on: October 29, 2018, 08:46:24 PM »
A is for Abberant.
B is for Blight.
C is for Casualty.
D is for shoot on sight.
E is for empty clip. Time to die.
F is for fucked. Use a weapon on the fly.
G is for gone. I'm sorry to say.
I'm sorrysorrysor
so sorry so sorry

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #469 on: October 29, 2018, 09:28:02 PM »
Reason #59

You know you're a real Taker.

When you meet clients in a surgical gown, baseball cap and flip flops armed with a hammer and Ubiq specs.

And they take you seriously.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #470 on: October 29, 2018, 09:45:29 PM »
Q: Whats worse than remembering your dead family while living in the Recession?

A: Getting a message from them originated in the Loss.

Varlaax 2.00

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #471 on: November 06, 2018, 09:04:25 PM »
A Recession Citizen walks into a shop and asks 'Don't you have any bread?' The staff reply, 'No, here we don't  have any meat. The shop without any bread is across the street.'

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #472 on: November 06, 2018, 09:05:50 PM »
If I fail to be elected in my Enclave at least I can be infected and run again.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #473 on: November 06, 2018, 09:09:44 PM »
SHUT UP AND

TAKE MY SUPPRESSIN

Varlaax 2.00

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #474 on: November 06, 2018, 09:14:49 PM »
Welcome to U Beasts Go!

Are you a boy or a girl?

Or an an an Abberant?

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #475 on: November 06, 2018, 09:31:34 PM »
I used to be a Taker like you.

Then I took an bullet to the knee.

Now I'm a Fenceman.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #476 on: November 06, 2018, 09:36:27 PM »
If anyone would like to donate Soma Tea instead of me making these terrible jokes to cope with the horrifying reality of living in the EU Loss please do so.


I'll try again 40320 minutes later.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #477 on: November 06, 2018, 10:30:41 PM »
Q: What did the Blight create?

A: The Blight.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #478 on: November 06, 2018, 10:32:38 PM »
Q: What do DHQS call an Immune crawling on the floor?

A: Catch and release.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #479 on: November 06, 2018, 10:36:22 PM »
My Casualty jokes are so bad I've had to change my Taker handle three times.
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