Author Topic: Casualty Jokes  (Read 20146 times)

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #495 on: November 23, 2018, 06:12:52 PM »
I fell in love with an Immune once.

Alas it was all in vein.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #496 on: November 23, 2018, 06:14:04 PM »
Q: Why did the Immune fail the DHQS fitness test?

A: They didn't give 100% percent.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #497 on: November 23, 2018, 06:59:05 PM »
Q: How do Immunes run faster?

A: Metal legs.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #498 on: November 23, 2018, 07:01:30 PM »
Q: What's the best thing about Takers in the Loss?

A: They're 100% pure organic and free range.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #499 on: November 23, 2018, 08:33:30 PM »
Q: Why aren't all the Casualty jokes good?

A: Because other Takers forget they can post on this thread as well.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #500 on: December 01, 2018, 08:08:46 PM »
Why do Takers who start a fire in the Loss get in trouble but DHQS who start a fire in an Enclave get promoted?

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #501 on: December 01, 2018, 08:22:46 PM »
Q: What's the main cause of suicide for Takers?

A: Reality.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #502 on: December 01, 2018, 08:27:15 PM »
I'm not sick I'm Latent.

Sick sounds like you can get a cure.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #503 on: December 01, 2018, 08:36:23 PM »
Q: Why does the Blight avoid Australia?

A: Chuck Norris was buried there.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #504 on: December 02, 2018, 10:11:50 AM »
'Latent, Latent, why don't you stay?

I need to go oe'er the walls and into the frey.

Latent, Latent, why don't you turn?

Because the Blight in my veins only makes the bites burn.'

-Anonymous Leper Latent

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #505 on: December 09, 2018, 12:08:33 PM »
Q: What's Black Math favourite book?

A: The Kamikaze Kama Sutra.

(Thank you Mauve.)

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #506 on: December 11, 2018, 11:35:17 AM »
Q: Why don't Randians believe in Santa Claus?

A: Because they don't believe in Socialism.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #507 on: December 14, 2018, 06:53:51 AM »
'The DHQS make a mess

I wish they'd clean house like Elliot Ness

Confess they kill Immunes to make Supress

I used to have Obsessin for Suppressin

But now I ain't messin.

SOZ. SOZ. SOZ.'

(Taken from 'Immune be Free' lyrics.)
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #508 on: December 14, 2018, 06:56:43 AM »
Christmas is the time of year I just wish all the C's and V's just got together, showed goodwill, kindness, Xmas spirit and just got tired of human flesh.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #509 on: December 14, 2018, 07:04:11 AM »
'Latent.

Latent.

Don't you fap.

Unless you want us all to apologise for your crap rap.'

(Anonymous Response to 'Latent be Free' lyrics)