Author Topic: Casualty Jokes  (Read 19937 times)

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #510 on: December 15, 2018, 07:22:34 PM »
Q: Why don't Takers like NASA?

A: Because they don't need another seven abberants.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #511 on: December 15, 2018, 07:41:38 PM »
Q: How can you tell your Crusader Doctor is a meth fiend?

A: They keep saying "Fucfufuck, gimme some damn crystal meth!"
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #512 on: December 15, 2018, 08:15:13 PM »
R.I.P Varlaax and Merry Christmas.

On The First Day Of Christmas, My True Love Gave To Me
A Dismembered Dead Casualty

On The Second Day Of Christmas, My True Love Gave To Me
Two Recession Films

On The Third Day Of Christmas, My True Love Gave To Me
Three Shots of Suppresin

On The Fouth Day Of Christmas, My True Love Sent To Me
Four Bloody Bounty

On The Fith Day Of Christmas, My True Love Gave To Me
Five Dead Stewards

On The Sixth Day Of Christmas, My True Love Gave To Me
Six Angry Meeks

On The Seventh Day Of Christmas, My True Love Gave To Me
Seven Bottles of Soma

On The Eight Day Of Christmas, My True Love Gave To Me
Eight Friendly Latents

On The Nineth Day Of Christmas, My True Love Gave To Me
Nine Swords Slashing

On The Tenth Day Of Christmas, My True Love Gave To Me
Ten Meat Sacks Running

On The Eleventh Day Of Christmas, My True Love Gave To Me
Eleven Sprinting Vectors

On The Twelveth Day Of Christmas, My True Love Sent To Me
Twelve Horrifying Abberants and 100 Dead Casualties
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #513 on: December 15, 2018, 09:17:17 PM »
The Crash that took place 5 years ago.

How long ago was it again?

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #514 on: December 15, 2018, 09:24:53 PM »
I remember Christmas before the Crash when I was homeless, hungry and poor.

That brings back great memories.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #515 on: December 15, 2018, 09:32:34 PM »
Bounty is short and times are hard

Make sure you don't get Blight on your Christmas Card
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #516 on: December 15, 2018, 09:42:28 PM »
Christmas is coming

The Meek are getting fat

Please put a Bounty in the old Black Math hat

If you don't have a Bounty bring a Latent to stay

So I can use their spit to make the Meek run away

(Anonymous EU Black Math)

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #517 on: December 15, 2018, 09:46:15 PM »
There once was a Taker who kept making  Casualty jokes.

And nobody heard them because he died of the smokes.

Thanks V.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #518 on: December 15, 2018, 09:53:19 PM »
Q: Why is a Taker like a blind person in a Recession?

A: Neither will see their kids at Christmas.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #519 on: December 15, 2018, 10:08:33 PM »
25 Ways To Feel Good About Living in the Recession

Way #11

Watch the old time film Waterworld.

At least you'll never have to drink reconstituted piss.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #520 on: December 15, 2018, 10:14:35 PM »
I was once asked where all the Casualty jokes come from.

I told them the Casualties whispered them to me and they quickly left.

The Casualties I mean.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #521 on: December 15, 2018, 11:00:51 PM »
The Incy Wincy Taker climbed up the water spout

Down came the Ganglia and washed the Casualties out

Up came the Black Math with a full tank of propane

To burn the building to the ground and start the Job again

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #522 on: December 16, 2018, 09:52:22 PM »
Q: How do Crusaders study the Blight?

A: One line at a time.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #523 on: December 16, 2018, 10:03:20 PM »
So you've now read a ton of jokes about Randians.

That'll be 2 Bounty or 3 Crypto please.

What?

You think those jokes aren't pay-per-view?

You signed a non-verbal legally binding Loss/Taker fulfillment contract when you read the joke.

(Seriously, piss off Randians. No more Ubiq spam. Your jokes are a non-chargeable, free tradable, commodity.)
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #524 on: December 17, 2018, 12:30:28 PM »
'Study Sickness

Study Sickness

Makes for some Crusader trickiness

To study the Blight right and keep up the fight

You feel the need to keep up to date with Speed

It's OK to bake it cheap when you don't want sleep'

(Unfinished lyrics from Crusader song 'Cicadian No Feed')
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