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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #585 on: January 06, 2019, 03:48:59 AM »
It's the break out story about a slave and his life story.

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« Reply #586 on: January 06, 2019, 07:28:35 AM »
Q: Why is a harvested Immune the same as the Western states of America?

A: They're both been amputated.

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« Reply #587 on: January 06, 2019, 07:32:25 AM »
Q: What hellish architecture killed more people than soldiers during the US Crash?

A: Mcmansions.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #588 on: January 06, 2019, 07:33:57 AM »
Q: What do you do if you don't find Casualty jokes funny?

A: Ask a Randian Enclave for a refund.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #589 on: January 07, 2019, 11:08:11 PM »
Q: How do you tell vector's religion before it died?

A: Listen closer.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #590 on: January 07, 2019, 11:10:02 PM »
Anyone else read Banhammer's thread about the Loss?

His mom seems like quite the helicopter parent.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #591 on: January 07, 2019, 11:12:57 PM »
If a tree goes Vector in the middle of the forest, is there anyone there to be given serious psychologic trauma?
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #592 on: January 07, 2019, 11:17:12 PM »
Take a ride on Papa Doc's Railroad

Do not P.A.S.S go, do not collect 200 bounty.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #593 on: January 08, 2019, 03:26:10 AM »
Q: Which enclave talks the most?

A: Distributy, the keep drone-ing on and on
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #594 on: January 08, 2019, 07:36:24 AM »
 Q: Why is the Casualty joke thread better than real Casualties?

A: Because the jokes will eventually stop.

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« Reply #595 on: January 08, 2019, 04:10:00 PM »
Q: Why is the Casualty joke thread better than real Casualties?

A: Because the jokes will eventually stop.

I mean, unless abberants start torrenting
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #596 on: January 18, 2019, 01:59:34 AM »
Q: Why don't we get together around the campfire and sing kumbaya?

A: It'll draw casualties.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #597 on: January 22, 2019, 03:21:46 AM »
Video killed the Radio Star

The blight brought him back.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #598 on: January 22, 2019, 03:29:54 AM »
Q: What did my mate say when an infected male stripper was running towards me and my wife?

A: "Victor, the Vector with a pecker, has entered your sector; you better protect her, bounty collector"

Victor bit my mate, so this is in his honor.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #599 on: January 25, 2019, 09:58:42 AM »
Q: Why is it unfair to think all Crusaders are on Meth?

A: Because some take Cocaine as well.
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