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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #600 on: January 25, 2019, 10:47:08 PM »
Q: What do you call unprotected Latent sex during the Crash?

A: Romero E-Fucked.
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« Reply #601 on: January 25, 2019, 10:55:20 PM »
Q: What do Takers living in a Recession call PTSD?

A: Re-runs.
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« Reply #602 on: January 26, 2019, 06:58:21 AM »
Q: How do you know a Taker is rich?

A: They have emphysema.
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« Reply #603 on: February 03, 2019, 08:37:54 PM »
 Q: What was the safest place to be during the Crash?

A: Pindar's House.
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« Reply #604 on: February 08, 2019, 11:09:03 PM »
Q: What do you call a Sellout in a Loss?

A: Homo Facor
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« Reply #605 on: February 27, 2019, 07:14:09 AM »
Best book in the Loss?

'A Recession is a great place to live.

And other jokes you can tell yourself.'
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« Reply #606 on: March 01, 2019, 08:03:56 AM »
Q: How do you kill an unkillable Abberant?

A: You kill it.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #607 on: March 02, 2019, 02:07:58 PM »
Best book abOut rHe BliGht?☺?

'Man Jesus with the Golden Arm.'
« Last Edit: March 02, 2019, 02:12:51 PM by VB3 »
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« Reply #608 on: March 06, 2019, 05:31:49 PM »
Q: Why are Recession kids so bad at the alphabet?


A: Because they forget their Cs.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #609 on: March 06, 2019, 05:46:56 PM »
140% of people living in a Recession are eating enough.
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« Reply #610 on: March 10, 2019, 05:48:48 AM »
I asked my Immune friend what life is like in the Recession.

They're not my friend anymore after this joke was read.
« Last Edit: March 10, 2019, 05:51:21 AM by VB3 »
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #611 on: March 20, 2019, 06:21:59 AM »
Blight Fun Facts #23

Hey kids! Did you know the Blight is economic in nature?

It's always consuming.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #612 on: March 20, 2019, 06:28:39 AM »
Blight Fun Facts #10

Hey kids! The Loss is a terrible place filled with dead cannibals.

And Casualties too! :)
« Last Edit: April 18, 2019, 09:14:48 PM by VB3 »
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #613 on: March 28, 2019, 01:31:13 PM »
Blight Fun Facts #34

Hey Kids!

Always remember your  IMBs!

Immunes Mean Bounty! :)
« Last Edit: April 18, 2019, 09:14:34 PM by VB3 »
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #614 on: April 01, 2019, 08:47:53 AM »
Immune Facts #7

Hey Kids!

Arms, legs, feet and toes.

We can harvest them all except the nose! :)
« Last Edit: April 18, 2019, 09:14:11 PM by VB3 »
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