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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #630 on: June 22, 2019, 01:56:25 PM »
My Recession friends Camera Drone went down in the Loss.

But its still Screaming.









.....Streaming. Jeez. Typo. Sorry!
« Last Edit: June 22, 2019, 02:15:25 PM by VB3 »
Immune Be "Free".

Escaped the Loss Me.

Sell my Cache for Cash.

Tell no lies, accept no blame.

Croseus finally became my Fame.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #631 on: June 22, 2019, 07:21:45 PM »
Q: What's worse than being a Taker in a Loss?

A: Being a Stalker in The Zone.

(I miss that Pre-Crash Russian Reality Show.)
« Last Edit: June 27, 2019, 11:20:59 AM by VB3 »
Immune Be "Free".

Escaped the Loss Me.

Sell my Cache for Cash.

Tell no lies, accept no blame.

Croseus finally became my Fame.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #632 on: June 22, 2019, 07:52:54 PM »
A Taker stumbles across a Magic Lamp in the Loss.

They open it and gets 3 magic wishes from a Genie.

Genie says: 'Tell me your 3 wishes!'

The Taker thinks and replies: 'My 1st wish is for an unbreakable enormous Blight proof wall to enclose the Recession'.

The Genie magics up a gigantic wall 2 thousand metres high and a 100 metres thick enclosing the Recession.

'Your next wish?' Asks the Genie.

The Taker wishes for everyone they knew who died in the Crash to reappear healthy behind the wall.

"Done!' says the Genie.

'And for your 3rd wish?' The Genie asks the Taker.

'Easy!' the Taker replies.

'Now fill it to the top with Blight.'
« Last Edit: June 22, 2019, 08:02:18 PM by VB3 »
Immune Be "Free".

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Sell my Cache for Cash.

Tell no lies, accept no blame.

Croseus finally became my Fame.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #633 on: July 07, 2019, 01:31:06 PM »
Its Raining
Its Pouring
The Old Latent was Abhorring
He Went To Bed
Bumped His Head
And the Enclave Was Wiped Out in the Morning

(Popular Meek Rhyme in Loss.)
« Last Edit: July 07, 2019, 01:39:45 PM by VB3 »
Immune Be "Free".

Escaped the Loss Me.

Sell my Cache for Cash.

Tell no lies, accept no blame.

Croseus finally became my Fame.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #634 on: July 15, 2019, 08:32:20 PM »
Roses ate Red.

Roses ate Blue.

Roses don't make me a Casualty too.

(Children's Song in Free Parking.)
« Last Edit: July 15, 2019, 08:36:45 PM by VB3 »
Immune Be "Free".

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Sell my Cache for Cash.

Tell no lies, accept no blame.

Croseus finally became my Fame.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #635 on: July 15, 2019, 08:48:38 PM »
Give me Blight in my veins
Keep me running
Give me Sinews in my veins I pray
Give me Blight in my veins
Keep me running
Until the end of days

(Partial Meek Hymn found in burnt out building.)
« Last Edit: July 15, 2019, 08:51:50 PM by VB3 »
Immune Be "Free".

Escaped the Loss Me.

Sell my Cache for Cash.

Tell no lies, accept no blame.

Croseus finally became my Fame.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #636 on: August 02, 2019, 01:45:43 PM »
 Blight Facts #6

Hey Kids! :)

Homeopathic Medicine doesn't cure the Blight.

.....Or does it?

Free trials available in a Free Parking DHQS Faculty near you!
« Last Edit: August 02, 2019, 01:48:28 PM by VB3 »
Immune Be "Free".

Escaped the Loss Me.

Sell my Cache for Cash.

Tell no lies, accept no blame.

Croseus finally became my Fame.

BM@UBQ