Author Topic: Casualty Jokes  (Read 4375 times)

Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #45 on: January 06, 2018, 08:12:17 PM »
Q: What do you call a person who hasn't washed in years, wears dirty clothes, struggles to survive daily and suffers malnutrition.

A:  An average Recession citizen.
« Last Edit: February 19, 2018, 04:58:43 PM by Varlaax »

Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #46 on: January 06, 2018, 08:21:15 PM »
Q: What do you call a Black Math cultist with a KD ratio of 2.0?

A: A pre-teen.
 

Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #47 on: January 06, 2018, 08:23:58 PM »
Q: What did the Black Math say about his new suicide vest?

A: It'll be a blast!

Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #48 on: January 11, 2018, 09:13:38 PM »
Q: Why did President Hunter know people were happy to see him?

A: They waved using all their fingers.

Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #49 on: January 11, 2018, 09:27:27 PM »
"Is it hard to be in the Recession?" – "Only for the first 1000 years."

Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #50 on: January 11, 2018, 09:52:16 PM »
Q: What do Takers say when they see BeeMail drones in the Loss?

A: Free Gifts!

Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #51 on: January 11, 2018, 09:58:08 PM »
I brought shoes from a Recession Soma Dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.


Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #52 on: January 11, 2018, 10:06:16 PM »
Q: What do you call a dead Casualty loaded up with decent equipment, bounty, food, water and weapons?

A: A member of the last Taker  crew to take the job.
« Last Edit: February 19, 2018, 04:28:56 PM by Varlaax »

Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #53 on: January 11, 2018, 10:07:56 PM »
Q: What do you call an insect infected by the Blight?

A: A CasualBee!

Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #54 on: January 11, 2018, 10:20:42 PM »
Q: Why do Detoxin Vectors make you hungry?

A: They want your graaiins!
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Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #55 on: January 11, 2018, 10:25:51 PM »
Q: Did you hear about the LALA fashionista?

A: He liked to dress in Casual T.
« Last Edit: March 14, 2018, 08:57:57 PM by Varlaax »

Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #56 on: January 11, 2018, 10:32:07 PM »
A group of Randians walk into a bar in the Loss. The bartender serves them tainted alcohol because there are no regulations, no rules and no capitalism. They die.
« Last Edit: January 11, 2018, 10:44:07 PM by Varlaax »

Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #57 on: January 11, 2018, 10:41:30 PM »
Q: What did the Randian say to the Immune during negotiations?

A: You don't have a leg to stand on...

Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #58 on: January 11, 2018, 10:43:48 PM »
Q: What did the Vector say to his Latent friends?

A: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Zombody stop me!

Varlaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #59 on: January 11, 2018, 11:00:48 PM »
Q: Did you hear about the fire in Free Parking?

A: It was In Tents.