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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #75 on: February 09, 2018, 10:44:00 PM »
Q: How do we know President Hunter is dead?

A: Shoot again and see if he moves.
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« Reply #76 on: February 09, 2018, 10:48:22 PM »
Q: Did you hear about the dead Randian?

A: He had a real Bounty problem. He wouldn't lend me any!
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« Reply #77 on: February 09, 2018, 10:50:57 PM »
What doesn't kill a Taker makes them stronger.

Except  Aberrants.

Abberants will kill you.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #78 on: February 09, 2018, 11:19:59 PM »
In the Loss you break government law.

In Recession government law breaks you!
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #79 on: February 09, 2018, 11:28:01 PM »
Welcome to Canada.

Casualty and Blight free!

Too much Radiation.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #80 on: February 09, 2018, 11:30:30 PM »
Q: Why did the Meek Latent spit on everyone he met?

A: He wanted to make some new friends.
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« Reply #81 on: February 09, 2018, 11:38:55 PM »
Q: Did you hear about the Starbucks in the Recession?

A: I don't give a frapp.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #82 on: February 09, 2018, 11:48:54 PM »
I walked into a bar.

Ow.

Two Casualties walked into a bar.

I shot them.

Three Meek walked into a bar.

I burned it down.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #83 on: February 09, 2018, 11:59:20 PM »
Q: Did you hear the joke about the Blight?

A: I'm not telling you. I don't want to spread it around.
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« Reply #84 on: February 10, 2018, 12:18:30 AM »
Q: Did you hear about the troll who started a flamewar with Gnat on Ubiq?

A: My last job was to take them out. Don't be a dick on Ubiq.
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« Reply #85 on: February 10, 2018, 12:26:47 AM »
Q: Want to hear a Blight joke?

A: Nah. You won't get it.
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« Reply #86 on: February 10, 2018, 12:31:44 AM »
Q: What do you call a Casualty on top of a helicopter?

A: Scary confetti
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« Reply #87 on: February 10, 2018, 12:34:06 AM »
Q: Blight jokes are like people.

A: Only some people don't get it.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #88 on: February 18, 2018, 12:30:11 PM »
Q: Did you hear about the US Loss DJ who kept making DHQS jokes on the radio?

A: Never heard of him. But he/she made me laugh.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #89 on: February 18, 2018, 12:35:56 PM »
A Casualty walked into a bar.

My Ka-Bar. It died.
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