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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #195 on: May 17, 2018, 08:31:49 AM »
 Recession Citizens are so hungry they open Ubiq accounts for the spam.
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« Reply #196 on: May 17, 2018, 08:38:07 AM »
The number of posts about Soma is too damn high!
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Tell me, Have you seen the Yellow Sign?

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You know the old EU Coffee drive thru.

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« Reply #197 on: May 17, 2018, 08:41:18 AM »
I hate people who take Soma, like Raiders, DHQS, Black Math, Takers, my friends, my family, myself, everyone in my Enclave, the Recession population.
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Former Black Math.

Based in UK Recession and EU Loss.

Tell me, Have you seen the Yellow Sign?

The one that says Latents not allowed in Car Costa.

You know the old EU Coffee drive thru.

Costa Coffee.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #198 on: May 17, 2018, 09:14:50 AM »
Vectors.

They only say sorry when they feel hungry.
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Tell me, Have you seen the Yellow Sign?

The one that says Latents not allowed in Car Costa.

You know the old EU Coffee drive thru.

Costa Coffee.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #199 on: May 17, 2018, 09:21:28 AM »
Knock Knock

Who's there?

An Immune with no hands!
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Tell me, Have you seen the Yellow Sign?

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You know the old EU Coffee drive thru.

Costa Coffee.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #200 on: May 17, 2018, 09:24:20 AM »
The worst part about Ubiq being down is not being able to make Ubiq jokes that are actually funny.
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Tell me, Have you seen the Yellow Sign?

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You know the old EU Coffee drive thru.

Costa Coffee.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #201 on: May 17, 2018, 09:29:14 AM »
Did you hear about the Randian Cult Leader who got thrown out of his Enclave?

He was a non-prophet.
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Tell me, Have you seen the Yellow Sign?

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #202 on: May 17, 2018, 01:26:48 PM »
 Q: What's a Taker's retirement plan?

A: Usually sudden
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #203 on: May 17, 2018, 08:02:32 PM »
Q: Why did the Taker shoot her friend Bruce?

A: She didn't want him to turn Dead-Lee.
Former Black Math.

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Tell me, Have you seen the Yellow Sign?

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You know the old EU Coffee drive thru.

Costa Coffee.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #204 on: May 17, 2018, 08:38:20 PM »
Takers don't always die.

But when they do. They don't.
« Last Edit: May 17, 2018, 08:41:17 PM by Varlaaax »
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Tell me, Have you seen the Yellow Sign?

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You know the old EU Coffee drive thru.

Costa Coffee.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #205 on: May 17, 2018, 08:48:59 PM »
Q: Who killed Varlaax for making bad jokes on Life Lines?

A: There is no punchline.
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Tell me, Have you seen the Yellow Sign?

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You know the old EU Coffee drive thru.

Costa Coffee.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #206 on: May 18, 2018, 05:56:16 AM »
Remember your Cs, Ps and Ts at all times in whatever Loss you're in.

Casualties, Psychos and Takers.
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Tell me, Have you seen the Yellow Sign?

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You know the old EU Coffee drive thru.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #207 on: May 18, 2018, 06:26:16 AM »
You don't have to be crazy to work in the Loss.

It'll train you. Or you die. Twice.
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Tell me, Have you seen the Yellow Sign?

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You know the old EU Coffee drive thru.

Costa Coffee.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #208 on: May 19, 2018, 07:33:58 AM »
Q: Has anyone seen The Thing?

A: The thing at the end of my gun. I lost it.
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Tell me, Have you seen the Yellow Sign?

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Costa Coffee.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #209 on: May 19, 2018, 07:53:20 AM »
Q: To those who believe that Abberants are real. THeir AR r wRaionggxS.... wRaionggxS

A: WHAT TH% F***? THE Cs ARE TALKING! HOLY HELLS! WHY ARE THEY TALKING!

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Former Black Math.

Based in UK Recession and EU Loss.

Tell me, Have you seen the Yellow Sign?

The one that says Latents not allowed in Car Costa.

You know the old EU Coffee drive thru.

Costa Coffee.