Author Topic: Casualty Jokes  (Read 15432 times)

Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #165 on: May 15, 2018, 07:50:40 PM »
Q: What was the last thing that went through the Vectors mind?

A: My bullet

Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #166 on: May 15, 2018, 07:53:46 PM »
I believe I can kill anything.

Unfortunately, I don't believe in Aberrants.

Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #167 on: May 15, 2018, 07:59:51 PM »
I believe that Casualties are a natural disaster.

Naturally they cause disasters.

Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #168 on: May 15, 2018, 08:03:31 PM »
Soma the time you feel great but soma the time you feel depressed.


Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #169 on: May 15, 2018, 08:13:59 PM »
Popular Recession names for kids:

Diamond, Goldie, Mercedes, Ubiq Bill, Rent, Starvie, Stealer
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Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #170 on: May 16, 2018, 01:42:01 PM »
 Q: What's the difference between a Taker and a Raider?

A: One more bad day

Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #171 on: May 17, 2018, 08:15:49 AM »
I like my coffee how I like my Blight, dark and strong enough to raise me from me from the dead.

Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #172 on: May 17, 2018, 08:18:45 AM »
What's the best thing about the Blight?

Coming back for a second bite to eat.

Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #173 on: May 17, 2018, 08:24:59 AM »
If you've read through all these bad jokes. Congratulations you're not a Casualty.

You might be an Abberant though.

Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #174 on: May 17, 2018, 08:31:49 AM »
 Recession Citizens are so hungry they open Ubiq accounts for the spam.

Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #175 on: May 17, 2018, 08:38:07 AM »
The number of posts about Soma is too damn high!

Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #176 on: May 17, 2018, 08:41:18 AM »
I hate people who take Soma, like Raiders, DHQS, Black Math, Takers, my friends, my family, myself, everyone in my Enclave, the Recession population.
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Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #177 on: May 17, 2018, 09:21:28 AM »
Knock Knock

Who's there?

An Immune with no hands!

Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #178 on: May 17, 2018, 09:29:14 AM »
Did you hear about the Randian Cult Leader who got thrown out of his Enclave?

He was a non-prophet.

Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #179 on: May 17, 2018, 01:26:48 PM »
 Q: What's a Taker's retirement plan?

A: Usually sudden