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« Reply #195 on: May 17, 2018, 08:09:37 AM »
Q: Why is the Black Death like the EU Loss?

A: Borders don't matter
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« Reply #196 on: May 17, 2018, 08:13:33 AM »
Until death do us part.

Unless the Blight infects you.
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« Reply #197 on: May 17, 2018, 08:15:49 AM »
I like my coffee how I like my Blight, dark and strong enough to raise me from me from the dead.
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« Reply #198 on: May 17, 2018, 08:18:45 AM »
What's the best thing about the Blight?

Coming back for a second bite to eat.
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« Reply #199 on: May 17, 2018, 08:24:59 AM »
If you've read through all these bad jokes. Congratulations you're not a Casualty.

You might be an Abberant though.
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« Reply #200 on: May 17, 2018, 08:31:49 AM »
 Recession Citizens are so hungry they open Ubiq accounts for the spam.
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« Reply #201 on: May 17, 2018, 08:38:07 AM »
The number of posts about Soma is too damn high!
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« Reply #202 on: May 17, 2018, 08:39:32 AM »
Remember, if someone offers you drugs in the Loss just say YES!

They cost a lot of Bounty you know.
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« Reply #203 on: May 17, 2018, 08:41:18 AM »
I hate people who take Soma, like Raiders, DHQS, Black Math, Takers, my friends, my family, myself, everyone in my Enclave, the Recession population.
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« Reply #204 on: May 17, 2018, 09:14:50 AM »
Vectors.

They only say sorry when they feel hungry.
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« Reply #205 on: May 17, 2018, 09:21:28 AM »
Knock Knock

Who's there?

An Immune with no hands!
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« Reply #206 on: May 17, 2018, 09:24:20 AM »
The worst part about Ubiq being down is not being able to make Ubiq jokes that are actually funny.
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« Reply #207 on: May 17, 2018, 09:29:14 AM »
Did you hear about the Randian Cult Leader who got thrown out of his Enclave?

He was a non-prophet.
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« Reply #208 on: May 17, 2018, 01:26:48 PM »
 Q: What's a Taker's retirement plan?

A: Usually sudden
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« Reply #209 on: May 17, 2018, 08:02:32 PM »
Q: Why did the Taker shoot her friend Bruce?

A: She didn't want him to turn Dead-Lee.
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