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Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #270 on: May 27, 2018, 02:11:43 PM »
I just saw a Latent with a "YOLO" tattoo.

I shot him in the chest. Liar.

Varlaaax

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« Reply #271 on: May 27, 2018, 02:14:33 PM »
9 out of 10 Doctors don't recommend suicide.

The 10th is a Meek.

Varlaaax

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« Reply #272 on: May 27, 2018, 06:42:45 PM »
Q: What's a Taker's favourite sport?

A: Cross country.

Varlaaax

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« Reply #273 on: May 27, 2018, 09:09:58 PM »
Food riots in the Recession. When a problem is it's own solution.

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« Reply #274 on: June 04, 2018, 10:48:24 PM »
The Randian one was actually kinda funny.
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Varlaaax

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« Reply #275 on: June 05, 2018, 08:46:38 PM »
I wouldn't say I love my new Randian boyfriend so much as value him.

Varlaaax

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« Reply #276 on: June 14, 2018, 08:58:31 AM »
Q: What do you call a harvested Immune in China?

A: Jiangshi.

Varlaaax

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« Reply #277 on: June 14, 2018, 09:00:40 AM »
Q: What do you call Government help during the Crash?

A: A ghost hunt.

Varlaaax

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« Reply #278 on: June 14, 2018, 09:08:12 AM »
You can borrow my Casualty jokes.

But they're not to be Taken.

Varlaaax

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« Reply #279 on: June 14, 2018, 09:09:42 AM »
Q: What do Black Math call a destroyed Meek Enclave?

A: A good warm up.

Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #280 on: June 14, 2018, 10:27:09 PM »
Malleus pulled out a gun and killed  50 Casualties.

Then he started shooting.

Varlaaax

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« Reply #281 on: June 14, 2018, 10:28:23 PM »
Q: What caused the Crash?

A: Banhammer shook hands with Malleus.

Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #282 on: June 14, 2018, 10:32:38 PM »
Banhammer died five years ago.

Death is too scared to tell him.

Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #283 on: June 14, 2018, 10:42:45 PM »
A Vector once bit Malleus.

It died two days later.

Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #284 on: June 14, 2018, 10:45:12 PM »
Banhammer once wiped out a DHQS Enclave.

By staring.