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« Reply #330 on: June 14, 2018, 08:52:09 AM »
Q: What do you call a mercenary entrepreneur living in the Loss?

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« Reply #331 on: June 14, 2018, 08:54:30 AM »
Q: What do you call a game of economic horror in the Recession?

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« Reply #332 on: June 14, 2018, 08:58:31 AM »
Q: What do you call a harvested Immune in China?

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« Reply #333 on: June 14, 2018, 09:00:40 AM »
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« Reply #334 on: June 14, 2018, 09:08:12 AM »
You can borrow my Casualty jokes.

But they're not to be Taken.
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« Reply #335 on: June 14, 2018, 09:09:42 AM »
Q: What do Black Math call a destroyed Meek Enclave?

A: A good warm up.
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« Reply #336 on: June 14, 2018, 10:26:07 PM »
 I don't make P90X jokes.

Just in case Malleus is still alive in the US Loss.
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« Reply #337 on: June 14, 2018, 10:27:09 PM »
Malleus pulled out a gun and killed  50 Casualties.

Then he started shooting.
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« Reply #338 on: June 14, 2018, 10:28:23 PM »
Q: What caused the Crash?

A: Banhammer shook hands with Malleus.
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« Reply #339 on: June 14, 2018, 10:32:38 PM »
Banhammer died five years ago.

Death is too scared to tell him.
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« Reply #340 on: June 14, 2018, 10:39:25 PM »
I heard one too many Banhammer jokes.

So I killed him dead...





..The idiot making the jokes, not Banhammer obviously.
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« Reply #341 on: June 14, 2018, 10:42:45 PM »
A Vector once bit Malleus.

It died two days later.
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« Reply #342 on: June 14, 2018, 10:45:12 PM »
Banhammer once wiped out a DHQS Enclave.

By staring.
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« Reply #343 on: June 14, 2018, 10:49:22 PM »
A bite means a bullet every time.

Unless you're Banhammer.
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« Reply #344 on: June 14, 2018, 10:51:50 PM »
Banhammer?

Never heard of her...

... Said the dead DHQS operative.
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