Author Topic: Casualty Jokes  (Read 16502 times)

Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #375 on: July 10, 2018, 06:16:58 PM »
I was happy for five years in the Loss.

Then I opened the front door.

Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #376 on: July 12, 2018, 05:42:13 AM »
 Damnatio memoriae

What being a Taker requires.

Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #377 on: July 12, 2018, 07:22:56 AM »
 Fat people in the Loss....

Mostly became extinct.

Except for Tammy. Fat, fat Tammy.

Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #378 on: July 12, 2018, 10:08:14 AM »
I got 99 problems facing my Enclave..

100...

104...

114....

123...

128...

Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #379 on: July 12, 2018, 10:18:49 AM »
Q: What's the death rate in the Loss?

A: One per person.

Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #380 on: July 12, 2018, 07:16:48 PM »
When there is no more room in the Recession Homo Sacer will walk the Loss.

Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #381 on: July 12, 2018, 07:24:01 PM »
All Takers are a threat to citizens of a Recession!

... except the rich ones

Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #382 on: July 12, 2018, 07:25:00 PM »
Killing 9 to 5

.... Isn't a good Black Math ratio.

Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #383 on: July 12, 2018, 07:30:05 PM »
Dirty Talk in the Loss:

'I'm driving to the office in my new car to deal with paperwork all day.'

'Where's my moca-latte Frappuccino grande?'

'Did you have to commute?'

'I live in suburbia'

'I'm going to hit the gym after work.'

'Where's your...briefcase?'

'Don't forget your wallet and keys'

'Come back to a home cooked dinner'

Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #384 on: July 15, 2018, 09:24:45 AM »
Keep making those Casualty jokes until the Ratio calls you.

Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #385 on: July 17, 2018, 08:09:26 AM »
I tried to sell my soul.

But apparently non-human ones don't count for much.

My Loss.

Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #386 on: July 17, 2018, 08:18:14 AM »
A Flush beats a Full House.

Except in the Loss where we have no plumbing.

Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #387 on: July 17, 2018, 12:38:04 PM »
Come, weary traveller and lay down your head

For like so many Takers you will soon be dead

(Found scrawled on a wall in the EU Loss)

Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #388 on: July 17, 2018, 01:26:37 PM »
Someone Shot me for being a Latent.

I paid more Bounty and Shot up again.
« Last Edit: July 17, 2018, 01:32:35 PM by Varlaaax »

Varlaaax

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #389 on: July 17, 2018, 01:38:47 PM »
I'm really craving 5 Guys.







.... Who tricked me out of my Bounty. Did you see them pass by?

Bastards.