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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #480 on: July 10, 2018, 06:16:58 PM »
I was happy for five years in the Loss.

Then I opened the front door.
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« Reply #481 on: July 10, 2018, 06:21:56 PM »
I think the Loss is trying to kill me.

TRYING??
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« Reply #482 on: July 12, 2018, 05:42:13 AM »
 Damnatio memoriae

What being a Taker requires.
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« Reply #483 on: July 12, 2018, 07:22:56 AM »
 Fat people in the Loss....

Mostly became extinct.

Except for Tammy. Fat, fat Tammy.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #484 on: July 12, 2018, 10:08:14 AM »
I got 99 problems facing my Enclave..

100...

104...

114....

123...

128...
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« Reply #485 on: July 12, 2018, 10:18:49 AM »
Q: What's the death rate in the Loss?

A: One per person.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #486 on: July 12, 2018, 07:16:48 PM »
When there is no more room in the Recession Homo Sacer will walk the Loss.
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« Reply #487 on: July 12, 2018, 07:24:01 PM »
All Takers are a threat to citizens of a Recession!

... except the rich ones
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #488 on: July 12, 2018, 07:25:00 PM »
Killing 9 to 5

.... Isn't a good Black Math ratio.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #489 on: July 12, 2018, 07:30:05 PM »
Dirty Talk in the Loss:

'I'm driving to the office in my new car to deal with paperwork all day.'

'Where's my moca-latte Frappuccino grande?'

'Did you have to commute?'

'I live in suburbia'

'I'm going to hit the gym after work.'

'Where's your...briefcase?'

'Don't forget your wallet and keys'

'Come back to a home cooked dinner'
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #490 on: July 12, 2018, 07:32:45 PM »
The difference between the Loss and the Recession is you can actually turn a profit in the Loss.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #491 on: July 12, 2018, 07:37:14 PM »
You think my Casualty jokes are funny but you live in the hell of a Loss or the poverty of a Recession.

But that's none of my business. Unless you're a Randian.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #492 on: July 15, 2018, 09:24:45 AM »
Keep making those Casualty jokes until the Ratio calls you.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #493 on: July 17, 2018, 08:08:06 AM »
Feeling lonely?

Go out for an eat to bite.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #494 on: July 17, 2018, 08:09:26 AM »
I tried to sell my soul.

But apparently non-human ones don't count for much.

My Loss.
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Tell me, Have you seen the Yellow Sign?

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Costa Coffee.