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« Reply #600 on: October 01, 2018, 10:43:34 PM »
I'm sorry for apokoging wHen  I was hungry.
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« Reply #601 on: October 01, 2018, 10:46:32 PM »
Please don't think of yourself as a Latent.

Think of yourself as a beautiful semi-undead monkey bio hazard instead.
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« Reply #602 on: October 23, 2018, 09:29:32 AM »
I wanted to join Black Math but when I told them I had killed 8 out of 5 Casualties they rejected me.
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« Reply #603 on: October 23, 2018, 09:40:30 AM »
Never lend Bounty to a friend. It could cause serious memory damage.
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« Reply #604 on: October 23, 2018, 09:45:03 AM »
Please don't kill Randians.

You might inherit their debt.
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« Reply #605 on: October 23, 2018, 06:08:26 PM »
The bad news is you're infected with the Blight.

The good news is that I don't believe in it so you're fine.
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« Reply #606 on: October 23, 2018, 06:18:02 PM »
I met a Crusader once who told me the reason the Blight exists.

Apparently, it's for a punch line.
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« Reply #607 on: October 23, 2018, 06:37:31 PM »
T-Minus never?

Of course I believe in it.

That's when we get rescued and taken to safety in Space by the Mushroom Kings of Mars right?
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #608 on: October 29, 2018, 06:24:24 PM »
 For best survival camping in the Loss always use a Lay Tent.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #609 on: October 29, 2018, 06:28:31 PM »
What do two Meek and two Latent make in an Enclave?

A devastating loss of life and no fucking joke at all.

You killed my Enclave you bastards!

Wait, wrong LifeLines thread.. How to dejete it again?
« Last Edit: October 29, 2018, 07:06:42 PM by Varlaax 2.00 »
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #610 on: October 29, 2018, 08:46:24 PM »
A is for Abberant.
B is for Blight.
C is for Casualty.
D is for shoot on sight.
E is for empty clip. Time to die.
F is for fucked. Use a weapon on the fly.
G is for gone. I'm sorry to say.
I'm sorrysorrysor
so sorry so sorry
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« Reply #611 on: October 29, 2018, 09:28:02 PM »
Reason #59 When you're a real Taker.

When you meet clients in a surgical gown, baseball cap and flip flops armed with a hammer and Ubiq specs.

And they take you seriously.
« Last Edit: October 30, 2018, 05:32:05 AM by Varlaax 2.00 »
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #612 on: October 29, 2018, 09:45:29 PM »
Q: Whats worse than remembering your dead family while living in the Recession?

A: Getting a message from them originated in the Loss.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #613 on: November 06, 2018, 09:04:25 PM »
A Recession Citizen walks into a shop and asks 'Don't you have any bread?' The staff reply, 'No, here we don't  have any meat. The shop without any bread is across the street.'
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #614 on: November 06, 2018, 09:05:50 PM »
If I fail to be elected in my Enclave at least I can be infected and run again.
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