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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #615 on: November 06, 2018, 09:09:44 PM »
SHUT UP AND

TAKE MY SUPPRESSIN
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« Reply #616 on: November 06, 2018, 09:14:49 PM »
Welcome to U Beasts Go!

Are you a boy or a girl?

Or an an an Abberant?
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« Reply #617 on: November 06, 2018, 09:31:34 PM »
I used to be a Taker like you.

Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Now I'm a murder hobo.

Thanks for my further holiday Ministry of Kindness.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #618 on: November 06, 2018, 09:36:27 PM »
If anyone would like to donate Soma Tea instead of me making these terrible jokes to cope with the horrifying reality of living in the EU Loss please do so.


I'll try again 40320 minutes later.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #619 on: November 06, 2018, 10:30:41 PM »
Q: What did the Blight create?

A: The Blight.
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« Reply #620 on: November 06, 2018, 10:32:38 PM »
Q: What do you call an Immune crawling on the floor?

A: Catch and release.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #621 on: November 06, 2018, 10:36:22 PM »
My Casualty jokes are so bad I've had to change my Taker handle three times.

Pro Tip: Don't make fun of Palbicke. God of Ubiq and Hamlet fan.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #622 on: November 06, 2018, 10:37:16 PM »
Crime doesn't pay.

But somehow looting a dead economy does.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #623 on: November 06, 2018, 10:41:01 PM »
The worst thing about being a Taker isn't that killing, lying and doing anything to survive bothers me.

It's that it doesn't.
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« Reply #624 on: November 06, 2018, 10:53:06 PM »
I'm an Immune. AMA.

Except: Where I am, name, address, vague location, how much you can sell me for, anything about me.

Mr Fucker to you.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #625 on: November 06, 2018, 10:57:23 PM »
I think I've been working by myself in the Loss too long.

Shut up Pretty Princess Unicorn Frog.

Lion Lord Green is trying to talk.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #626 on: November 06, 2018, 11:20:53 PM »
To all EU Loss Meek.

Is there life after death?

Visit me asap to find out.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #627 on: November 09, 2018, 09:30:39 AM »
The DHQS make a mess

I wish they'd clean house like Elliot Ness

Confess they kill Immunes to make Supress
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #628 on: November 10, 2018, 12:45:41 AM »
Q: How do you piss off The Finest in the US Loss?

A: Tell them they got Blue Flu during the Crash.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #629 on: November 12, 2018, 09:34:28 AM »
Q: What's a Taker's worst day of the week?

A: Fray Day
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Tell me, Have you seen the Yellow Sign?

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Costa Coffee.