Author Topic: Casualty Jokes  (Read 19946 times)

Varlaax 2.00

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #480 on: November 06, 2018, 10:37:16 PM »
Crime doesn't pay.

But somehow looting a dead economy does.

Varlaax 2.00

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #481 on: November 06, 2018, 10:41:01 PM »
The worst thing about being a Taker isn't that killing, lying and doing anything to survive bothers me.

It's that it doesn't.

Varlaax 2.00

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #482 on: November 06, 2018, 10:53:06 PM »
I'm an Immune. AMA.

Except: Where I am, name, address, vague location, how much you can sell me for, anything about me.

Mr Fucker to you.


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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #483 on: November 06, 2018, 10:57:23 PM »
I think I've been working by myself in the Loss too long.

Shut up Pretty Princess Unicorn Frog.

Lion Lord Green is trying to talk.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #484 on: November 10, 2018, 12:45:41 AM »
Q: How do you piss off The Finest in the US Loss?

A: Tell them they got Blue Flu during the Crash.

Varlaax 2.00

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #485 on: November 12, 2018, 09:34:28 AM »
Q: What's a Taker's worst day of the week?

A: Fray Day

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #486 on: November 12, 2018, 05:38:10 PM »
Q: Why are some Takers Immune and some Latent?

A: To add to the flavour.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #487 on: November 12, 2018, 08:40:26 PM »
If a DHQS dies in the US Loss how many innocent bystanders and Takers need to die before nobody saw it?




... Seriously, a Moth asked me via drone.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #488 on: November 12, 2018, 08:48:21 PM »
Q: How do you make a Randian angry?

A: Ask them to tell you the net worth of Ayn Rand on her deathbed.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #489 on: November 13, 2018, 09:45:55 PM »
Q: What's the worst thing about the Blight?

A: Working in Latent Porn.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #490 on: November 13, 2018, 09:46:32 PM »
Latent/Immune Porn Ubiq Top Hits:

 #LatentsLastLonger
#BlackVeinBeauty
#SuPressinObsession
#Bite4TheNight
#LonelyLove
#MySpitKills
#Skin2Latex
#BodySuitBoudoir
#ImmunewithoutPoon
#Cum2Run
#OhOhOhImSorrryy
#BlightFeelsTight
#TorporArdour
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #491 on: November 20, 2018, 09:44:29 AM »
Did you hear?

There was a big party and the whole world was invited.

But then some people wanted exercise and something to eat. So the party got out of control.

So everyone got a bit scared and stayed at home or joined the party. They had so much fun like obstacle courses and sprinting events.

Then after all the party games the party people wanted a nap.

They rested for a while but woke up kinda hungry. But they already used up so much energy they could only walk looking for a bite to eat.

The ones who didn't join in the party and stayed at home weren't hungry but they found the party had used up too much food and party resources.

And some people didn't join the party but got left behind and didn't win any prizes.

Happy birthday to the B.

Varlaax 2.00

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #492 on: November 22, 2018, 09:40:29 PM »
A Randian will only lend you a Bounty if you prove you can never pay it back.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #493 on: November 22, 2018, 09:43:41 PM »
Q: Why do Black Math kids only have a maximum KD ratio of 1:7?

A: Because they can't count any higher.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #494 on: November 22, 2018, 09:46:04 PM »
 Q: Why do Randians like 2+2=5?

A: Because of the interest.