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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #615 on: March 10, 2019, 06:05:09 AM »
 :-[

A bite means a bullet every time???

Not if I shoot first! 😈
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #616 on: March 20, 2019, 06:21:59 AM »
Blight Fun Facts #23

Hey kids! Did you know the Blight is economic in nature?

It's always consuming.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #617 on: March 20, 2019, 06:28:39 AM »
Blight Fun Facts #10

Hey kids! The Loss is a terrible place filled with dead cannibals.

And Casualties too! :)
« Last Edit: April 18, 2019, 09:14:48 PM by VB3 »
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #618 on: March 28, 2019, 01:31:13 PM »
Blight Fun Facts #34

Hey Kids!

Always remember your  IMBs!

Immunes Mean Bounty! :)
« Last Edit: April 18, 2019, 09:14:34 PM by VB3 »
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #619 on: April 01, 2019, 08:47:53 AM »
Immune Facts #7

Hey Kids!

Arms, legs, feet and toes.

We can harvest them all except the nose! :)
« Last Edit: April 18, 2019, 09:14:11 PM by VB3 »
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #620 on: April 18, 2019, 08:27:57 PM »
As a Taker I'm only half retired.

I make it to the Recession border.

Then I have to go home again.
« Last Edit: April 18, 2019, 08:30:21 PM by VB3 »
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #621 on: April 18, 2019, 08:31:47 PM »
Blight Facts #31

Hey Kids!

Unicorns might not be real...

But neither are Aberrants! :)
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #622 on: April 18, 2019, 08:52:00 PM »
Q: Why do Casualty jokes keep being produced?

A: Because morality is an unsuitable hypothesis for a Taker.
« Last Edit: April 18, 2019, 08:54:20 PM by VB3 »
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #623 on: April 18, 2019, 08:55:59 PM »
Q: How do Randians kill Enclaves?

A: By making prices not inversely related to supply.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #624 on: April 18, 2019, 09:00:30 PM »
Bounty Facts #9

Hey Kids!

Are your parents dead?

If so then use their forms of ID to claim your Bounty and food rations.

And we're sorry! :)
« Last Edit: April 18, 2019, 09:05:07 PM by VB3 »
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #625 on: April 18, 2019, 09:04:45 PM »
Recession Facts #0

Hey Kids!

Food, water and shelter aren’t free.

But Soma is! :)
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #626 on: April 18, 2019, 09:18:20 PM »
Recession Food Facts #3

Hey Kids!

Are you a Dog Person or a Cat Person?

They both taste good to us! :)
« Last Edit: April 18, 2019, 09:20:55 PM by VB3 »
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #627 on: April 22, 2019, 07:17:15 PM »
Q: How do you cure a Latent?

A: Permanently.
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« Reply #628 on: April 22, 2019, 07:18:15 PM »
Q: How do you cure an Immune?

A: By adding salt.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #629 on: May 04, 2019, 06:02:13 PM »
Q: How do you have sex with a Casualty?

A: The Loss makes sick, sick people. No more Ubiq PMs please.
Immune Be "Free".

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