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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #615 on: April 18, 2019, 08:27:57 PM »
As a Taker I'm only half retired.

I make it to the Recession border.

Then I have to go home again.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #616 on: April 18, 2019, 08:31:47 PM »
Blight Facts #31

Hey Kids!

Unicorns might not be real...

But neither are Aberrants! :)
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #617 on: April 18, 2019, 08:52:00 PM »
Q: Why do Casualty jokes keep being produced?

A: Because morality is an unsuitable hypothesis for a Taker.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #618 on: April 18, 2019, 08:55:59 PM »
Q: How do Randians kill Enclaves?

A: By making prices not inversely related to supply.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #619 on: April 18, 2019, 09:00:30 PM »
Bounty Facts #9

Hey Kids!

Are your parents dead?

If so then use their forms of ID to claim your Bounty and food rations.

And we're sorry! :)
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #620 on: April 18, 2019, 09:04:45 PM »
Recession Facts #0

Hey Kids!

Food, water and shelter aren’t free.

But Soma is! :)
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #621 on: April 18, 2019, 09:18:20 PM »
Recession Food Facts #3

Hey Kids!

Are you a Dog Person or a Cat Person?

They both taste good to us! :)
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #622 on: April 22, 2019, 07:17:15 PM »
Q: How do you cure a Latent?

A: Permanently.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #623 on: April 22, 2019, 07:18:15 PM »
Q: How do you cure an Immune?

A: By adding salt.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #624 on: May 14, 2019, 11:49:06 AM »
Q: Why do Takers want to escape the Loss?

A: Because waiting for Godot is worse.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #625 on: June 07, 2019, 06:06:02 PM »
Q: What do you do if you find a Hauler on drugs in the Loss?

A: Report them for following company procedure.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #626 on: June 14, 2019, 09:18:02 AM »
Q: What is Palbicke?

A: Palbicke is.
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« Reply #627 on: June 14, 2019, 09:21:25 AM »
 Q: When do Recession kids eat dinner?

A: Friday.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #628 on: June 21, 2019, 07:58:16 PM »
Q: What do you call a blindfolded Shepherd surrounded by crawling Casualties?

....Hello?

Who said that? Whats a Q? Hello....? Who touched my le-
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #629 on: June 21, 2019, 08:01:35 PM »
I spent an hour digging my friends grave today.

He still thinks I'm making a supply drop.
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