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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #630 on: May 14, 2019, 11:49:06 AM »
Q: Why do Takers want to escape the Loss?

A: Because waiting for Godot is worse.
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« Reply #631 on: June 01, 2019, 08:37:40 PM »
Q: How do Takers relax after a crazy and stressful Job?

A: DnD.

......(Drugs N'more Drugs)
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #632 on: June 07, 2019, 06:06:02 PM »
Q: What do you do if you find a Hauler on drugs in the Loss?

A: Report them for following company procedure.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #633 on: June 14, 2019, 09:18:02 AM »
Q: What is Palbicke?

A: Palbicke is.
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« Reply #634 on: June 14, 2019, 09:21:25 AM »
 Q: When do Recession kids eat dinner?

A: Friday.
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« Reply #635 on: June 21, 2019, 07:58:16 PM »
Q: What do you call a blindfolded Shepherd surrounded by crawling Casualties?

....Hello?

Who said that? Whats a Q? Hello....? Who touched my le-
« Last Edit: June 22, 2019, 01:52:47 PM by VB3 »
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« Reply #636 on: June 21, 2019, 08:01:35 PM »
I spent an hour digging my friends grave today.

He still thinks I'm making a supply drop.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #637 on: June 22, 2019, 07:38:09 AM »
Recession Facts #43

Hey Kids!

Can't afford a Funeral for your dead friends?

Why not try a Sky Burial?

Get free Poultry Protein for Free!!

(No Long Pig permitted.)
« Last Edit: June 22, 2019, 01:57:28 PM by VB3 »
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #638 on: June 22, 2019, 01:56:25 PM »
My Recession friends Camera Drone went down in the Loss.

But its still Screaming.









.....Streaming. Jeez. Typo. Sorry!
« Last Edit: June 22, 2019, 02:15:25 PM by VB3 »
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #639 on: June 22, 2019, 07:21:45 PM »
Q: What's worse than being a Taker in a Loss?

A: Being a Stalker in The Zone.

(I miss that Pre-Crash Reality Show.)
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #640 on: June 22, 2019, 07:52:54 PM »
A Taker stumbles across a Magic Lamp in the Loss.

They open it and gets 3 magic wishes from a Genie.

Genie says: 'Tell me your 3 wishes!'

The Taker thinks and replies: 'My 1st wish is for an unbreakable enormous Blight proof wall to enclose the Recession'.

The Genie magics up a gigantic wall 2 thousand metres high and a 100 metres thick enclosing the Recession.

'Your next wish?' Asks the Genie.

The Taker wishes for everyone they knew who died in the Crash to reappear healthy behind the wall.

"Done!' says the Genie.

'And for your 3rd wish?' The Genie asks the Taker.

'Easy!' the Taker replies.

'Now fill it to the top with Blight.'
« Last Edit: June 22, 2019, 08:02:18 PM by VB3 »
Immune Be "Free".

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Tell no lies, accept no blame.

Croseus finally became my Fame.

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