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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #630 on: June 22, 2019, 01:56:25 PM »
My Recession friends Camera Drone went down in the Loss.

But its still Screaming.









.....Streaming. Jeez. Typo. Sorry!
« Last Edit: June 22, 2019, 02:15:25 PM by VB3 »
Immune Be "Free".

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #631 on: June 22, 2019, 07:21:45 PM »
Q: What's worse than being a Taker in a Loss?

A: Being a Stalker in The Zone.

(I miss that Pre-Crash Russian Reality Show.)
« Last Edit: June 27, 2019, 11:20:59 AM by VB3 »
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #632 on: June 22, 2019, 07:52:54 PM »
A Taker stumbles across a Magic Lamp in the Loss.

They open it and gets 3 magic wishes from a Genie.

Genie says: 'Tell me your 3 wishes!'

The Taker thinks and replies: 'My 1st wish is for an unbreakable enormous Blight proof wall to enclose the Recession'.

The Genie magics up a gigantic wall 2 thousand metres high and a 100 metres thick enclosing the Recession.

'Your next wish?' Asks the Genie.

The Taker wishes for everyone they knew who died in the Crash to reappear healthy behind the wall.

"Done!' says the Genie.

'And for your 3rd wish?' The Genie asks the Taker.

'Easy!' the Taker replies.

'Now fill it to the top with Blight.'
« Last Edit: June 22, 2019, 08:02:18 PM by VB3 »
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #633 on: July 07, 2019, 01:31:06 PM »
Its Raining
Its Pouring
The Old Latent was Abhorring
He Went To Bed
Bumped His Head
And the Enclave Was Wiped Out in the Morning

(Popular Meek Rhyme in Loss.)
« Last Edit: July 07, 2019, 01:39:45 PM by VB3 »
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #634 on: July 15, 2019, 08:32:20 PM »
Roses ate Red.

Roses ate Blue.

Roses don't make me a Casualty too.

(Children's Song in Free Parking.)
« Last Edit: July 15, 2019, 08:36:45 PM by VB3 »
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #635 on: July 15, 2019, 08:48:38 PM »
Give me Blight in my veins
Keep me running
Give me Sinews in my veins I pray
Give me Blight in my veins
Keep me running
Until the end of days

(Partial Meek Hymn found in burnt out building.)
« Last Edit: July 15, 2019, 08:51:50 PM by VB3 »
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #636 on: August 02, 2019, 01:45:43 PM »
 Blight Facts #6

Hey Kids! :)

Homeopathic Medicine doesn't cure the Blight.

.....Or does it?

Free trials available in a Free Parking DHQS Faculty near you!
« Last Edit: August 02, 2019, 01:48:28 PM by VB3 »
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #637 on: August 25, 2019, 07:00:25 PM »
As a Moth I know the exact time and place of my death.

.......

The DHQS told me.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #638 on: August 26, 2019, 08:44:16 PM »
Yankee Meek went to town
Riding on a Dronkey
Stuck a needle in his arm
And created an Atrocity
Immune Be "Free".

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #639 on: October 04, 2019, 08:27:55 AM »
Q: Why are people in the Loss walking economies?

A: Their stomachs suffer from inflation.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #640 on: October 04, 2019, 08:31:27 AM »
I remember the Crash...

I drank food colouring and dyed a little inside that day.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #641 on: October 04, 2019, 08:38:16 AM »
Q: What did people in the Recession use before candles?

A: Bills.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #642 on: October 16, 2019, 07:45:16 PM »
I made so many Casualty jokes I died and became an Abberant.

.....

....

Again.

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #643 on: October 16, 2019, 07:51:52 PM »
Fellow Takers are allowed to print, copy, re-tell any Casualty jokes made.

Just not any about Randians.

My contract owed to the Guineamen of the Loss forbids (Do it anyw--. <errrro>

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