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VarlaaxB4

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #645 on: January 13, 2020, 08:31:57 PM »
Q: How do you break an Archivist?

A: Tell them they'll never know how much was lost in the Library of Alexandria.
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« Reply #646 on: January 13, 2020, 08:35:22 PM »
Infected by Blight?

Must be an imbalance of the humors.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #647 on: January 13, 2020, 08:43:26 PM »
I lost my Ubiq glasses in a pot of boiling water.

They will be mist.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #648 on: May 18, 2020, 03:11:25 PM »
I wonder how many Takers miss their 9-5...


... Odds of survival.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #649 on: July 31, 2020, 02:22:59 AM »
Q: What's the closest thing to a perpetual motion machine?

A: Two Randians arguing over a bounty.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #650 on: September 21, 2020, 08:10:42 PM »
Q: Why do Takers hate being paid in toilet paper?

A: Because all the arseholes use it up.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #651 on: September 21, 2020, 09:33:32 PM »
Q: What did the Meek say when they found the Enclave was infected with bubonic plague and not Blight?

A: Aw, rats.
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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #652 on: October 24, 2020, 07:57:32 PM »
Q: What Blight jokes aren't popular in the Recession?

A: Inside jokes
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VarlaaxvUK

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Re: Casualty Jokes
« Reply #653 on: October 24, 2020, 08:03:14 PM »
I saw a Taker talking to a cat about their day.
Obviously they went nuts.

I went straight home and told my mannequin family all about it. How we all laughed...
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