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VarlaaxB4
Bait
Posts: 6
Re: Casualty Jokes
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Reply #645 on:
January 13, 2020, 08:31:57 PM »
Q: How do you break an Archivist?
A: Tell them they'll never know how much was lost in the Library of Alexandria.
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Ubiq@BM
No silver spoon.
If you be I Moon.
VarlaaxB4
Bait
Posts: 6
Re: Casualty Jokes
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Reply #646 on:
January 13, 2020, 08:35:22 PM »
Infected by Blight?
Must be an imbalance of the humors.
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Ubiq@BM
No silver spoon.
If you be I Moon.
VarlaaxB4
Bait
Posts: 6
Re: Casualty Jokes
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Reply #647 on:
January 13, 2020, 08:43:26 PM »
I lost my Ubiq glasses in a pot of boiling water.
They will be mist.
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Ubiq@BM
No silver spoon.
If you be I Moon.
VarlaaxvUK
Bait
Posts: 13
Re: Casualty Jokes
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Reply #648 on:
May 18, 2020, 03:11:25 PM »
I wonder how many Takers miss their 9-5...
... Odds of survival.
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LordSkys
Moth
Posts: 230
Caretaker of Skys Gear Solutions
Re: Casualty Jokes
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Reply #649 on:
July 31, 2020, 02:22:59 AM »
Q: What's the closest thing to a perpetual motion machine?
A: Two Randians arguing over a bounty.
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"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but rising every time we fall" - Confucius
"I got you, bro" - The Blight
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VarlaaxvUK
Bait
Posts: 13
Re: Casualty Jokes
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Reply #650 on:
September 21, 2020, 08:10:42 PM »
Q: Why do Takers hate being paid in toilet paper?
A: Because all the arseholes use it up.
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VarlaaxvUK
Bait
Posts: 13
Re: Casualty Jokes
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Reply #651 on:
September 21, 2020, 09:33:32 PM »
Q: What did the Meek say when they found the Enclave was infected with bubonic plague and not Blight?
A: Aw, rats.
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VarlaaxvUK
Bait
Posts: 13
Re: Casualty Jokes
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Reply #652 on:
October 24, 2020, 07:57:32 PM »
Q: What Blight jokes aren't popular in the Recession?
A: Inside jokes
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VarlaaxvUK
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Posts: 13
Re: Casualty Jokes
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Reply #653 on:
October 24, 2020, 08:03:14 PM »
I saw a Taker talking to a cat about their day.
Obviously they went nuts.
I went straight home and told my mannequin family all about it. How we all laughed...
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